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Unfinished Story

Sitting in this dark room in my mind, for so long wondering if there is any escape to be had. Lost in thoughts of restless emptiness. Out of nowhere and without warn a flickering light started taking form piercing the shadows covering my eyes. Thought to be just a fading glimpse of hope to make me slip further into nothingness, instead slowly growing warmer, slowly growing brighter. A wave of emotion once had thought to be lost to the abyss for ever, taken without chance of recursion. This warm, soothing light grew with such intensity the shadows could no longer restrain my sight. I see it now, I don’t know how this light found its way to me. A beautiful being, here to set me free.

Getting To Know Me

Getting To Know Me
1) Hair Color	Brown
2) Height	6’3″
3) Right or Left Handed	Ambidextrous but my left handed writing needs vast improvement
4) Your Weakness	Too trusting at times
5) Your Fears	I have many
6) Your Most Overused Phrase	shit “good thing I looked because it was starred out lol”
7) Thoughts First Waking Up	Not yet
8) Your Best Physical Feature	Smirk
9) Your Bedtime	no comment
10) Pepsi or Coke	Coke!
11) McDonalds or Burger King	Which is closer
12) Ice Cream or Yogurt	Yogurt frozen and normal
13) Pizza or Chinese	Chinese Pizza “it could happen” Two favorites can’t choose
14) Cappuccino or Coffee	Either, I’m usually in it for the caffeine
15) Chocolate or Vanilla	chocolate
16) Been Arrested	yes
17) Do You Smoke	switched to electronic but have snuck a few
18) Do You Drink	yes
19) Do You Swear	Are you fucking kidding me?
20) Do You Sing	Alone in my bedroom, but have been thrown on stage during a karaoke night once or twice
21) Have You Been In Love	yes
22) Do You Believe in Yourself	not as much as one should
23) Ever Been Depressed	yup
24) Do You Get Along With Your Parents	mother more then father
25) Do You Have Any Brothers or Sisters	yes
26) Do You Like Thunderstorms	Absolutely! use to chase them with another whacked out friend when we were younger
27) Do You Play an Instrument	keyboard “as in what are making these words appear”
28) Do You Have Any Pets	cat
29) What Is Your Favorite Color	black, blue, red
30) Ever Been Drunk	yup
31) Ever Shoplifted	no
32) Ever Gotten a Speeding Ticket	hahahaha
33) Number of Piercings	1
34) Number of Tattoos	0
35) Number of Things in My Past I Regret	more then I care to remember not worried about that as much
36) Close With Your Family	more lately in the last couple years
37) Gotten Into a Fight	durr
38) Favorite Sports Team	Its football season so Bears
39) Do You Do Drugs	No answer
40) What Kind Of Car Do You Drive	Tiburon
41) Do You Like to Clean	Of course not but it must be done
42) Do You Like to Cook	Extremely
43) Broken a Bone	Shockingly no and I should have many times over
44) Played Truth or Dare	truth
45) Believe in Love at First Sight	hmmm
46) Phone or IM	meh depends
47) Wal-Mart or Target	Target
48) How Do You Want to Die	quickly
49) What’s Annoying You Right Now	snowball
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50 Questions To Really Get To Know Someone

50 Questions To Really Get To Know Someone
1) Are you a morning or night person?	I will get up in the morning but would rather lay there. Am am a well known night person.
2) Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?	Salty to much sweets just makes me feel sick
3) Ninjas or pirates?	Zombie ninjas, pirates are dirty and not in the good way
4) Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.	Just did
5) Autobots or Decepticons?	The Decepticons had cooler vehicles they turned into. Go Bad Guys!
6) What was your favorite childhood television program?	Tom and Jerry but lets face it I was a kid if it was a cartoon I was happy.
7) Are you a collector of anything?	Had the usual baseball cards and comics as a kid. Oh and POGS. but nothing really now.
8) If you could be any animal, what would you be?	Raven
9) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?	I’m going to have to go with flying.
10) What is usually your first thought when you wake up?	5 more minutes
11) What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?	Lately?
12) What’s your favorite color?	Black, blue, red if clothes then also brown
13) What’s your favorite animal?	Cats I have had one since I have been born. He did not suck my soul sleeping in my crib.
14) Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?	Yes
15) Do you believe in ghosts?	Yes
16) Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?	I was a big SimCity freak
17) You’re given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?	Nice house, nice car, travel
18) Have any bad habits?	Sometimes I over analyze things.
19) Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?	Vain people
20) List 3 of your best personality traits:	Loyal, loving, Amusing
21) List 3 of your worst personality traits:	Sometimes to gullible, Give in sometimes to avoid an argument, I need to use my phone a friend.
22) Have any celebrity crushes?	No
23) List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:	Then I wouldn’t be me
24) Any tattoos or piercings?	Yes
25) What’s the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?	Eyes
26) What personality traits do you look for in a partner?	honest, faithful, loving, active
27) What personality traits do you dislike in other people?	vain, liars, boring, judgemental
28) Are you mostly a clean or messy person?Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?	I’m confused by “mostly” I wash everything when I take a shower, and how am I suppose to know
29) Are you mostly a clean or messy person?	I don’t go around everyday with a white glove
30) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?	If I was with the one I loved then I would already be there.
31) If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?	Everywhere, but I have some friends in Ireland I would like to meet. Japan, New Zeland
32) List 5 goals on your life’s to-do list:	Travel, find my place in the world, skydiving, go spelunking, find the lost city of Atlantis
33) Name 1 regret you have:	That it took me to long to realize, but in the grand scheme of things I belive I wouldn’t be where I’m at if I had done things differently, but I’m starting to like the way things are turning out.
34) Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:	Not being able to becharged as an adult. lol But I have to say my grandma
35) Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:	No Rules! unless you get caught
36) What’s your favorite song of the moment?	I’m on shuffle and whats playing right now is Sara Bareilles – King of Anything from the Live from Soho
37) What’s your favorite song of all time?	Don’t really have one
38) What’s your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?	I’m up for anything as long as I’m not sitting alone at home.
39) What’s your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?	Since its Winter I am going to have to say curled up with a cup of tea and relax
40) Have any hidden talents?	I don’t know if they are hidden, but I have talents
41) You’re about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?	A T-Bone or fillet which I will cut and make tacos with, some homemade guacamole and chips, and since I said steak there must be a double backed potato
42) What would be your dream job?	Haha when I was little I wanted to be a spy for the CIA
43) Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?	True Love *hopeless romantic*
44) If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?	A black card I would never have to pay on, That one person, and a long happy life.
45) Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?	Nada
46) Name 1 thing not many people know about you:	I was an extremely shy kid with low self esteem growing up
47) If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?	James Bond lol
48) Do you believe in the afterlife?	Pearly gate afterlife? no Other plane of existence? Then yes I said I believed in ghosts.
49) On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?	Cookies are good. on the other pro choice
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Alcohol Troubleshooting Guide

1) SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet:

CAUSE: Glass being held at incorrect angle.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

2) SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet:

CAUSE: Improper bladder control.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training.

3) SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless:

CAUSE: a.Glass empty. b.You’re holding a Coors lite.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

4) SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights:

CAUSE: You have fallen over backward.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have yourself leased to bar.

5) SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butt, back of head covered with ashes.

CAUSE: You have fallen forward.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: See above.

6) SYMPTOM: Drink tasteless, front of shirt is wet:

CAUSE: a.Mouth not open. b.Glass applied to wrong part of face.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

7) SYMPTOM: Floor blurred:

CAUSE: You are looking through the bottom of empty glass.

CORRECTIVE ACTION:  Get someone to buy you another drink.

8) SYMPTOM: Floor moving:

CAUSE: You are being carried out.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

9) SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark:

CAUSE: Bar has closed.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender. If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run!

10) SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures:

CAUSE: Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations.

CORRECTIVE ACTIONS: Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside.

11) SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles:

CAUSE: You are dancing on the table.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Fall on someone cushy-looking.

12) SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal clear:

CAUSE: It’s wate! Somebody is trying to sober you up.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Punch him.

13) SYMPTOM: People are standing around urinals, talking and putting on makeup:

CAUSE: You’re in the ladies’ room.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers. (optional)

14) SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear:

CAUSE: You have been in a fight.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

15) SYMPTOM: Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in:

CAUSE: You’ve wondered into the wrong party.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: See if they have free beer.

16) SYMPTOM: Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor, and interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk:

CAUSE: a.You’re in jail. b. You’re in the navy.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don’t talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach.

17) SYMPTOM: Your singing is distorted:

CAUSE: The beer is too weak.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have more beer until voice improves.

18) SYMPTOM: Don’t remember the words to the song:

CAUSE: Beer is just right.

CORRECTIVE ACTION: Play air guitar.

Criticism and Bitching

When does criticism go from constructive to just destructive mean angry bitching? When asked to do something and you say alright. Does that mean you have to do it at that exact point. There is nothing emergent that is going on that you have to stop what you are doing to complete that task, but for some reason if it not done when the dictator says to do it the world is going to end. From the first time of being asked to do the task. Within 10 minutes you have been literally screamed at around 4 times and threatened to be basically flogged for disobedience. I think it is time to overthrow that type of tierney and take back some self respect.

The World and Careers

We go through this existence wondering around without any idea of what we are doing. Not to say that we don’t have plans for what we want. Just without the slightest understanding of how to get their in a way not to alienate, destroy,  or piss off people around us. You have people trying to climb the “corporate ladder” and some do it the respective way. Then you have the others. The ones who sleep with their boss, spread gossip that ruins a co-workers career, or even their personal life. Are the majority of people in this world that petty, or am I just become that pessimistic that I don’t really see the good in people anymore? Or is the world becoming a cut-throat society where anything goes as long as you get what you want.

Staring Into The Mirror

Staring into the mirror what do you see? I’m not talking about your first glance, but if you really look hard. Do you eventually see what the life your leading has done to you? Your looking for the first time and see things you know shouldn’t be there. You know your young, but your reflection tells another story. The person staring back at you looks old, tired, and drained of life. You start contemplating your actions, and you realize that you need to change your ways, because if you keep going through life like you have been. You will look old in the mirror, but young in your coffin.

Joe “The Plumber” Now “The Reporter”?

Alright people I guess Joe “The Plumber” was not satisfied with his 15 minutes of fame, or the “book” that he supposedly wrote. Now this wannabe humanitarian is heading to Israel to talk and report back on what average joes there think. Now alright I give him the credit that he has a pair to go over there right now with the war, but you have to also think that this guy is not all there. He is the sole provider for a son and does not have any experience in foreign affairs. He is liable to become his own martyr which in the back of my mind I think is his mind set. Stating that he is a christian man and Jesus will protect him. Does he really know where he is going? Lets see wasn’t Jesus crucified somewhere around there? I think this man is completely delusional and should be locked away in a mental hospital. Do we really want to have this man essentially acting as an ambassador for this country. I don’t think that this is the message we want to send out to the world, but I could always be wrong.

Family Problems

When it comes to family issues there is no one that takes the blame. Everybody is wrong except the one person who is really to blame. They like to blame everyone else for there problems and current situation instead of looking at themselves. Unfortunately they are family so you can’t really just say screw you. Or can you? I think you can. There is no reason why you have to swallow your pride and very angry thoughts just because they are related to you, and you have that little annoying voice in your head saying take the high ground. Bullshit plain and simple. I’m tired of letting myself get walked on and worked over. So when next time comes and I guarantee you it will and not take very long. There will be hell to pay and there will be no holding back for the sake of family relations.